“American Horror Story: Asylum”

American Horror Story’ Premiere: Adam Levine Gets His Arm Chopped Off

First season Wednesday second FX "American Horror Story: Asylum" was a stellar bloodtastic event, which included many familiar faces from the first season, with new A-List stars like Adam Levine, Chloe Sevigny and James Cromwell.

Like any good horror movie, the first episode was a mixture of blood, sex, madness, and the secret, but this season, added a new twist to Freakfest bearing friction between science and religion in 1960s . Oh, and of course, foreigners and lesbians play a role in this maze bloodshed ... naturally.

Discover the stories and characters bloody here:

Chapter 1
Horny Toad Leo (Adam Levine) and his wife, newly created runoff in a dilapidated house abandoned to take pictures very sexy and get your freak on. While walking in the cobwebs of construction reveal that Briarcliff Manor was converted into a sanatorium in 1962 by a group of nuns and had housed a serial murderer called bloody face. To make a long story short, the couple has violent laughter sexy in a humid chamber and then have fun in another part of the building for more emotions.

While his wifey is a dirty job for him in the south we can not talk, Leo shoves his arm in a small open a locked door with your iPhone video power. Suddenly, a flash appears on the face of the camera Gnarly iPhone, and before shouting "Maroon 5, stay alive, sucka!" Leo arm ripped ...
Chapter 2
Rewind to 1964. After being harassed by a gang of thugs who eventually steal his gun, a gas attendant girl named Kit Walker (Evan Peters) returns home with his secret wife, who is black. Before your roast is out of the oven, roast both are mutually reinforcing ... but wait! Suddenly, a bright light is filtered through the window of her bedroom, and the kit works with a gun to see if it's one of the thugs who are trying to cause problems. But what I feel is not human! Run to the house when he hears his wife screaming, and eventually get caught up to the ceiling and abducted by aliens ... and a goober all over her naked body.

Chapter 3
View Lana Winters (Sarah Paulson) is dying to account for the serial murderer prisoner Briarcliff bloody face, allegedly skinned and beheaded three women, but she says it is pursuing a story about the bakery sanatorium. Go figure.

She meets with Sister Mary Eunice asshole (Lily Rabe) and the two go to the office for fear of Sister Jude (Jessica Lange), which is booming Shelley hair sex addict, played by Chloe Sevigny. (The half-wave cut ends 80 buzzed look as new). Lana can not help revealing his obsession with the bones of the face bloodied, but Sister Jude rejects his old nun hate-licious!

Bloody face eventually Kit Walker, who is in charge of stripping his wife. Briarcliff as he walks, he meets a pretty crazy prisoner named Grace (Lizzie Brocheré), and we believe the end result will be bonking each other before the season ends.

Chapter 4
We're Introduced to Sister Jude's vehement enemy, Dr. Arden (James Cromwell) who secretly Seems to be killing off inmates for scientific research. "Whatever it is you're hiding will see the light of day," Sister Threatens Jude. "I'll always win against the patriarchal male." Looks like she hates not only science, but manly-man authority as well ... we'll see if there'll be an action Lorena Bobbitt in the near future ...

Aided by Sister Mary Eunice, Dr. Arden appears to be cutting up the inmates' bodies and feeding it to some weird creature in the woods.

Chapter 5
Lana is secretly lesbian, and her live-in lover is school teacher Wendy (Clea Duvall).

Chapter 6
Sister Jude's got a little secret of her own: She likes to fantasize About Monsignor Timothy Howard (Joseph Fiennes) while wearing red Victoria Secret Lingerie and smudging scent on her senior-ific breasts! Although she disagrees with His insistence That Dr. Arden is doing important scientific research at Briarcliff, she relents, so long as she can be near the dashing Monsignor and lustily cook him some hot and heavy Tuna Helper.

Chapter 7
Attempting to feed the beast in the woods, Sister Mary Eunice runs off in fear and bumps into Lana, who is Determined to get her story. They take off into the basement but ends up grabbing something Lana and smacking her unconscious.

Chapter 8
Dr. Arden drugs up Kit, straps him to a bed, and plans on dissecting his brain. But before That happens, things get sci fi on us. Unbeknownst to him, The Doc pulls out an alien microchip from Kit's neck, and it turns into a robotic insect and scurries off!

Chapter 9
Lana wakes up strapped to a bed and Sister Jude tells her it's time for her to get a taste of the psycho ward. She visits Lana's lesbian lover Wendy and forces her to sign over Lana's mental health or else she'll reveal Their secret. As Wendy does the ugly cry, Sister Jude That reassures her she'll make straight as a board Lana after she's through with her.

Chapter 10
Back to the future. As Leo lays in a pool of blood and wonders why I left his job at NBC's "The Voice" to play a one-armed man horny, his wife runs to get help. Unfortunately for her, she slams into a freakishly bloody face with big eyeballs and really bad ginger curls. She belts out a bloodcurdling scream!